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  • School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
    Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
    Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
    Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
    Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
    Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
    Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
    Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
    Father: A banker provided by nature.
    Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
    Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
    Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
    Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
    Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
    Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
    Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
    Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
    Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
    Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
    Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
    Philosopher: A fool who torments

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