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An Algerian motorist in London

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A traffic policeman stops a car in a London street.

There is an Algerian driver at the driving wheel

Policeman : (holding up his hand) Stop
!

Driver : What’s the matter
?

Policeman : Why are you driving on the right side of the road
?

Driver : Do you want me to drive on the wrong side
?

Policeman : You are driving on the wrong side

Driver : But you said I was driving on the right side

Policeman : That’s right, you’re on the right side of the road and that’s wrong

Driver : A strange country ! If right is wrong, I’m right when I’m on the wrong side. So why did you stop me
?

Policeman : My dear sir, you must keep to the left. The right side is the left

Driver : It’s like a looking glass ! I’ll try to remember. Well, I want to go to Bellwood. Will you kindly tell me the way
?

Policeman : Certainly. At the end of this road turn left

Driver : Now let me think. Turn left. In England left is right, and right is wrong. Am I right ?

Policeman : You’ll be right if you turn left. But if you turn right you’ll be wrong

Driver : Thank you. It’s as clear as daylight