alwahatech - Classic Words & Cool Meanings 2

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School: A place where the father pays and the son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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